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Four dudes commit war crimes on an alien planet for money.

Let's see who gets this one:

Find your 107 pals (if you bother to do it), build up your castle and go up against that psycho dude weirdly fixated with porcine epithets.

Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

Trying to make our first steps like a true baby in a huge playground. Also, jumping into the void is the way

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.

You are a crawling microchip that possesses animals with cool abilities

You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.

Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.

Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.

There's this old lady who sits in one spot all day and eats human bone dust.

A fighting game for kids where a bunch of adults went to the tournaments for years and molested a bunch of kids

Your mentor's dismemberment grants you an unexpected promotion. You then become friends with his combat equipment and kill an up and coming bloodsports organiser's friends and colleagues.

Death by:

• worms
• spiders
• your own ignorance
• acid
• ukko
• the connoisseur of wands
• a little bit of experimentation
• your own ignorance (it just bears repeating I guess)

Boy accidentally becomes God because a robot cockblocked him

Vegetable slavery

You wake up in a strange place with some other random people. There’s something spooky there with you. You need to become fix things to open a door and escape. There’s way more squatting and flashlights than necessary.

You start out as a taxi driver but end up as a major player in a conflict between two warring pizza restaurants.

smack the pads to make sounds and win with high score!

Your surgeon abandons you while you're unconscious, and when you wake up you gradually escalate from killing spiders to killing orphans.