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[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol name brand cereal? In this economy?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get you a 25lb unmarked box to last the year.

Keep eating it well after its gone stale.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit, is that an option? Do they sell ultrabulk economy boxes of cereal? Preferably without sugar??

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently, Amazon does have it. Can't speak to the sugar.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

260 calories per quarter cup

~~Jesus, sometimes you forget how calorie dense seed oils are. Hilariously, adding more sugar to the recipe would actually reduce the calories/serving.~~ turns out it’s 3/4 cup

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So you're saying I should go back to being a kid and scoop three spoons full of sugar on this cereal?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I once heard a nutritionist say it was better to give your kid an unsweetened cereal and a bowl of sugar and just let them go nuts, because the vast majority of kids aren't going to spoon enough sugar on it to match what comes in the sweetened stuff. The equivalent of seven spoonfuls, if I remember right.

[–] flerp@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Wow what kind of rookie kids were they surveying?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was he taking into account whether or not said kid would shovel up the sugary sludge at the bottom of the bowl when all the solid stuff was gone?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure he was counting on it. I sure as hell did it.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Or just eat pure sugar and take a multivitamin.

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[–] pbbananaman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s for a 3/4 cup serving which doesn’t seem all that unreasonable.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I’m sure you can see how I could make that mistake. My bad

[–] neo@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My expectations are that the 1% will genocide the working class after full automation. They literally cannot go lower.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My hopes are the reverse happens after they fire everyone in favor of automation, the working class eats the fucking rich.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Numerically the odds are in our favor.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah but we don't really have the best track record

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Letting us all die is cheaper than the cost of the bullets

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Exactly. It will be genocide by unemployment.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can still hear the jingle in my head

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lowered expectations? Hah!

No expectations, no disappointments 👍

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But, the boxes contain half the weight, are twice the price, and contain next to zero nutrient value.

[–] Maeve@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Plus they're made from free prison labor farming the ingredients.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Do lower your expectations.

Don't forget the market capitalists are the ones that both fed you those expectations through their media machines, captured government, and influence on education, and now expect you to work just as hard if not harder with no expectation of retirement or even enough to indulge personal hobbies or experiences as you subsist creating value for them, more and more likely than ever to death.

Also don't forget whenever you're pressured by their captured society to feel guilt for being lazy for not working even harder to enrich them in exchange for a tiny sliver of the value you generate them, you know the "you're poor because you do the minimum at work and don't also have 2 side gigs, sleep when you're dead get that grind brah" crap, that the owners live their lives on vacation, barking mandates, layoffs, and activist shareholder threats via email that subordinates will have to entirely plan and execute while buzzed and high from some elite club, resort, penthouse, yacht, or wherever they feel inspired to vegetate that day on your back.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy crap. That upscaling...wow.

[–] art@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Not upscaling, direct 35 mm print transfers.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

If your tight on cash stop buying low grade food like anything kellogg sells.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a let down in comparison with "let them eat cake"

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Curb your enthusiasm

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cereal is $7 to $11 per box at my grocery store.

Then after a few weeks they go on sale down to $2-$4 each as long as you buy 3 or 4 at once.

Infuriating shit.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Kellogg's cereal is over-priced. I know some of the off-brand cereals can suck but the ones from ALDI (and probably most of the great value knock-offs) taste about the same as the original for 1/2 to 1/3 the cost these days.

pfft. those born in the 60's and seventies actually got to experience the 60's and 70's. a bit anyway. those nineties almost fooled us though.

[–] SeattleRain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Not me, I'm a guy and I just travel overseas.