Lol. We don’t use separate plates unless we are served them at a restaurant.
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False. Gun too small, and no ammo on the table.
EDIT: And no cheap shit beer? This is nonsense.
Wtf is BREAD doing there?! You don’t have VEGETABLES at BREAKFAST this is AMERICA
This must be a diet meal. I usually have a few sides of magazines for the gun course.
Needs pancakes instead of toast, and the egg.. just no.
I was always taught that the breakfast gun goes on the right and points to the right, unless you're left handed
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Goes on the side of the dominant hand.
Never occurred to me that I've never shot any firearm left handed. Wouldn't start with a pistol but I kinda wanna try it now with a rifle lol.
If I shoot anything like I throw left handed tho my curiosity will prolly kill the neighbors cat. Unless it is more than 3ft away, then it's completely safe lol.
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With a Swiss gun 😁. And matching my mug.
As an alternative: when the table is set with Bowie Knife and gun, the gun goes to the left.
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Is this not a fatal amount of bacon?
It depends on your timetable. Right after it's consumed? Of course not, we're American. Does it shorten our lifespan significantly to the point of heart attacks in your mid to late 40s? Absolutely.
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I've seen people eat pop tarts and bacon
If you took away the majority of the bacon this would be a really good breakfast 👍🏽
~~If you took away the majority of the bacon~~ this would be a really good breakfast 👍🏽
~~If you took away the majority of the bacon this would~~ be ~~a really good breakfast~~ 👍🏽
Remember to unload and clean your breakfast gun. Put it away, and then get your lunch gun.
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Can't be an American breakfast; that's not a 1911.
TWO WORLD WARS!!1!
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The most American thing I have ever seen
Sometimes