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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[–] Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Had Dysentery.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Take wool, don't pay.

[–] mihnt@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Switched World of Warcraft server. Someone have name. Add silent h. It stuck.

[–] Stuka@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Airplane vvvvrrreeeewwwwweeee BOOM

[–] WorldWideLem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Joining lemmy.world. Internet is world wide web. Become WorldWideLem.

[–] r2vq@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Real initials were already taken so Hotmail suggested ending with "2". Unfortunately, "rvq2" looked difficult to secure everywhere (and pretty ugly) so "r2vq" was born and used everywhere.

[–] DTFpanda@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Was reddit username. No clue why. Was 21, am 32 now. Forget long time.

use random word generator, smash words together, make username

[–] scorpious@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Astrology + irony

Random Word Generator

[–] AmericanDesi@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Movie title and quality of two cultures

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Stormdaddy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I must blow. I make this land exist. I carry seeds; I birth...

I am StormFather's kinky side...SormDaddy

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[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Cheshire@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Between liking cats, favoring the colors purple and blue, and enjoying humor based on twisted logic, choosing "Cheshire Cat" as namesake seemed obvious.

[–] probablynaked@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

While I don’t know what exactly the future will hold for me, I know there is at least one constant when perusing Lemmy

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[–] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Name Fraser. Like Song Ice and Fire. Ser Fraser.

[–] Serval@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Cat is good animal. Serval is big cat. Serval is good big animal.
Serval is good username too.

[–] BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

where I live + self-identifier

[–] mifan 2 points 2 years ago

Guybrush was already taken.

[–] radiated@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[–] rich@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] LemmyRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Lemmy user needed refuge from other forum

[–] Mesa@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is final iteration of long chain of names. Starts with "Metaqione," a slightly off English phonetic spelling of Italian word for "jester," pronounced as if name were Spanish. Name often shortened to "Meta," which was cool, and then Meta used name as branding for all creations. Then, big corporation decides to change name. And then Meta was pissed, decided that "Metaqione" was too hard to pronounce correctly anyway, and therefore changed name.

"Metaqione" became "Mesaqoraz," a new iteration and chapter. New name had something related to universe and metaphysics, but then Mesaqoraz no remember now. Name "Mesaqoraz" was actually very short-lived, and was not attractive to Mesaqoraz because name was too complicated and hard to remember, which resulted in truncated name "Mesa," but "Mesa" was too common and is real word in many languages, and initials of Mesa's real name were promptly added to front, creating "Delmesa." Because Lemmy new and small, and programming.dev even smaller, "Mesa" was available, which is nickname for Delmesa.

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Monster Girls and Medieval Fantasy

CM Punk Angrily Ate Muffins

[–] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pretty blue colour.

Military history.

German.

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Name is name. Bad idea. Good name. Easy choice.

Apolinario Mabini great. Apolinario Mabini freedom thinker man. Very lemmy. Apolinario Mabini underrated. Goldfish brain connected Mabini and bussy. New name created.

[–] redpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Crimson writing utensils with political double entrendre potential were seen on wooden furniture.

[–] Sim@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago

Am real. Or am?

Me passionate about life!

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 2 points 2 years ago

Fainting when free is specialty of faintwhenfree.

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

wage_slave is self explanatory. Look at monies. joke ha ha no monies. not even money. Confused unga bunga. Still back to work or punishment.

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