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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[โ€“] LateSilver@lemmyf.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Pun "quicksilver" Quick is living, Late is Dead. Ug.

[โ€“] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Doesn't play jazz trumpet.

[โ€“] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Visit Wizard man, man know elvish, wizard bestow several names, Sivecano one of them.

[โ€“] Lokoschade@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

German word for chocolate = Schokolade take "Sch" and "L" and swap: Lokoschade

[โ€“] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Crazy shame.

Loco = crazy

Schade = shame.

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[โ€“] i_am_hungry@meganice.online 1 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Pokemon almost final boss

[โ€“] brachypelmasmithi@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

Linux + random numbers

[โ€“] Mordenacus@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

mashed together 2 different wizard names from fantasynamegenerator and added vowels to make word pronounceable

[โ€“] Baizey 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Playing lotta tower defence in Warcraft 3 and loved building (not so) basic mazes

Basic mazes

Baizes

Baizey

No idea y I changed s to y, it does however sound better

[โ€“] Micromot@lemmycook.de 1 points 2 years ago

Dad gave random name of power tool as first name for google account when micro was 6 yrs old and just kept until now

[โ€“] maniacal_gaff@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Sound like scene in muppets movie

[โ€“] dualcoreduron@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Dual core Duron processor funny

[โ€“] xaxl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Am pretty lazy.

[โ€“] TruTollTroll@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Reddit banned for bs, so became the TruTollTroll

Fuck reddit mods

[โ€“] atticus88th@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Googled random stuff to trick people.

[โ€“] Woozy@dmv.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Extraordinary classic fantasy books provided ignition for inspired creativity.

Caveman like enough?

[โ€“] livedeified@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

reminder to be the best I can.

[โ€“] ericbomb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Eric explosively good name.

[โ€“] OwenEverbinde@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

Owen had serialized dream many years ago in childhood times. New dream chapters kept releasing for many nights. Dream parts were spooky. Owen was scared there, but felt like pain and fear was deserved.

However, when Owen was being pulled back to very scary place from earlier season, Owen chose instead to fight. Creature tried to pull Owen down, but Owen planted feet and pulled against creature. Creature fell into last season's spooky place.

Panting, Owen spoke, "I've been down there."

Weird dream stopped returning. "I've been down there" turned out being series finale.

Years passed. Owen decided to make anagram of "I've been down there."

Owen failed: "Owen Ever Bind Thee" was closest Owen could come to good anagram. Owen got bored of scrambling letters. Chose Owen Everbinde and abandoned attempt at making anagram. Owen's leftover 'T' and 'H' and 'E' will never have home.

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[โ€“] Whirlybird@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Random name generator.

[โ€“] SilentSeven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Book name liked it

[โ€“] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Edit: Delicious chupacabra dish.

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[โ€“] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

"ShinigamiOokamiRyuu" which is the URL name is a reference to a few anime. "Lenny" and "Leni", which are in the screen name, are nicknames which are short for the actual first name. The nicknames have been established nicknames since childhood.

[โ€“] Ketadream@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

I love to dream on Ketamine.

[โ€“] SargTeaPot@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Sargteapot isn't a Sargent, infact sargteapot is SomeAwesomeRandomGuy who doesn't like tea or pot

[โ€“] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This is the name I've always gone by, for everything. Except for back in the day during club penguin, but nvm that.

My idea behind the name is I come second. First the bomb, then it explodes and you get the Boom, loud and proud, fits me perfectly.

So I'm not Da_bomb, I'm Da_Boom

My username means ring goes into bowl in Indonesian but it sounds NSFW in Japanese

[โ€“] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Death makes us equal as corpses. Be more equal to others in life.

[โ€“] Robertej92@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

I seemingly have a complete disregard for anonymity.

[โ€“] jsnc@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 years ago
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