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this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
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Look, a rope! We can use these to- Help me Gordon!
New Zealand (Māori: Aotearoa [aɔˈtɛaɾɔa]) is an island country in the southwestern Pacific Ocean. It consists of two main landmasses—the North Island (Te Ika-a-Māui) and the South Island (Te Waipounamu)—and over 700 smaller islands.
Two main landmasses
Two
Checks out. Half Life 3 cancellation confirmed.
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No.
Wait, why do we hate Gabe?
It's 4chan? What do you expect
Fair
Running an unlicensed online casino aimed at children and supporting a network of other unlicensed online casinos aimed at children.
But other than that I'd say he's hard to hate.
Did he? Because I got to say that's news to me.
Yeah csgo, TF2, and dota lootboxes
That isn't anything to do with valve though is it.
The CS Go gambling thing was being done off-site by a 3rd party, Gabe Newell/Valve were never involved. I have no idea what about TF2 you are relating to because that's an ancient game and you provide no context. And dota loot boxes are also nothing to do with valve
The point is that the entire system of 'crate that needs to be unlocked with a key for a random reward' is in itself already a form of gambling, especially as the various rewards have a value through the steam marketplace.
But not run by Valve.
My question is why does green text seem to think that Gabe Newell (in particular) is some kind of Uber black market gambling criminal.
Of course its run by valve, who else do you think would run it?
What's run by valve?
The third party gambling site?
The paid loot boxes and skins with actual cash value that are integrated into CSGO and TF2. You can gamble inside the game without any third party tools and get your cashout as steam wallet funds or use a third party website to cash out for money.
Yes, one post means that literally everyone in this agrees
Gaben is amazing
Please tell me this is real
big dicc ebergy
I read it as "big deck energy"... It sounded anyway right
I think it's emergency, he's asking for big dick.
Do you have a problem with the neighbours always mocking your deck? Or do you envy your neighbours deck?
My steam deck? I only get compliments for my steam deck. Much bigger and powerful than those tiny Nintendo switches
Do you let children play with your deck? Or do you have a problem keeping children off your deck?
ayo, Gabe is a Windows user!? :D
Hes looking for snipers relatives