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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 128 points 7 months ago (5 children)

My cousin Donald now goes by his middle name.

His quote: "man, fuck that yankee piece of shit."

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Too bad his middle name is Elon. 😒

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 28 points 7 months ago

Ima start calling him that lol

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Sadly, half of voting Americans think you're a fascist, Chinese bot.
Or a woke commie queer groomer in drag.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

~~half~~ 1/10th of voting Americans.

[–] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eligible, not voting. It's roughly 1/3 of voting folks are maga.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Ding! Ding! Ding!

EVERYONE here has the internet, yet 4 wrong answers before this...!!!

[–] 2ndSkin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

maga is 1/10th of voting Americans?

[–] Forester@yiffit.net 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

Remember only 2/3  of the country votes that has the ability to vote
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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Why not both?

I mean, I can be a woke queer, fascist, Chinese groomer in drag that's a bot, can't I? It's a free country ;)

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Trump isn't a proper representation of a New Yorker. I doubt he even likes baseball.

[–] kiwifoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Yankee is a nickname for all Americans in the rest of the world.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I still don't understand how a bunch of Southern, trailer park rednecks who hate new York city rich people, decided that a Manhattan millionaire was the guy to vote for. Why do they think he's anything like them or has why idea how they live? He's literally a northern, cartoonish carpet bagger.

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[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

for some reason Donald Trump doesn't go in the category of "people named Donald" in my head. like Tom Cruise, he's not a Tom, or a Thomas, he's always Tom Cruise.

when I hear somebody else's first name is donald, it doesn't make me think of him

[–] tautalas@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it makes me think about Donald Duck

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[–] Sensitivezombie@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Not at this time, but if he were to create such damage that it impacts a generation and unanimously agreed as a villain then at that point the name Donald will be associated with him. Ex: the name Adolf is associated with Adolf Hitler.

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 29 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Donald as a baby name has been steadily dropping in popularity since at least 2000.

You need to search here (can't directly link the result):

https://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/babyname.cgi

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 9 points 7 months ago

My link was bad. This should be closer.

https://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/rankchange.html

It quickly reversed in 2022. More likely a statistical anomaly. Why not go up in 2016 to 2020?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hey, whoa! C'mon now. We don't know that's yhe reason. Retro cartoons are on the rise. So much so that MeTV just launched a retro cartoons network called "MeToons".

How do we know it's not because of Donald Duck????

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[–] FireTower@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I don't think people 20+ years from now will instantly jump to Trump when they hear Donald. Just like how if you meet George you don't think of Bush.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, Adolf really doesn't bring anyone notable to mind.

[–] FireTower@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Trump may be a very poor candidate, but he didn't kill 13 million people.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

1: Yet.

2: That isn't even the sum of the Holocaust, much less combat casualties from the USSR alone which are absolutely on his head.

Edit: Tbf, the Holocaust numbers only beat that if you include Soviet POWs being genocided in the prison camps, so that is kind of double dipping.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

Let him have another term and we'll see how he measure up. And he's up to a few 100k so far in my books.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Yeah, he only killed about 1.4 million.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Not yet. He's certainly working on it.

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[–] EnderLaw@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It was a perfectly good name until that no-talent ass-clown ran for president.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Why should I change my name, he's the one who sucks

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Nice. Office Space reference.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of that other name that kind of just withered away. What was it?

Oh yeah...

Adolf.

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

They'll make lovely couples with the girls named Khaleesi

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why though? Glover is cool.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He’s not too happy that his parents named him “Don Glover” (dong lover) though.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One man's dong lover is another man's Don G. Lover...

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[–] smallpatatas@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

I feel bad saying it but a lot of them probably aren't vaccinated, so

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

There were a lot of German boys called Adolf back then...

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