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- c. If you are not sure how evil this "holiday" is:
i. Talk to John Ramirez: ex - Top warlock of NYC
If he's a honest to ~~god~~ tchutchulhu warlock that does real magic, I will talk to him and ask to be an apprentice :D
ii. Talk to the Police. All the WICKEDNESS!
I don't think The Police will reply back, they're probably busy with a tour.
iii. Increase: murder, child abuse, worship of satan!
Uh, I guess I can do those, but you really should've asked with a "pretty please".
I don’t think The Police will reply back, they’re probably busy with a tour.
They could reply with a message in a bottle...
While I agree holiday stuff comes out way too early ….HALLOWEEN OREOS ARE HERE!!!
I agree that Christmas stuff comes out way too early, but Halloween decorations fill me with joy. There's not a bad time of the year for spooky in my opinion. People people watch horror movies in the spring. Christmas decorations are specifically tied down to Christmas. Halloween decorations are Halloween or just you think a big skull next to your front door looks cool.
Sadly, unlike the 365-day-a-year Christmas stores I see on occasion, the 365-day-a-year Halloween store is not something I have encountered yet.
Was this written by Obvious Plant
No, but they have the brains of a vegetable.
I can imagine the person who wrote this talking like Beth Grant's character in Donnie Darko.
Lol I used to live in Owasso! And halloween was my favorite holiday. My grandma was an over-decorator and would go over the top with decorations for every holiday. I know for a fact she bought Halloween decorations at this very store because I helped her pick them out. So that lady can get bent. She definitely doesn't speak for everyone in Tulsa.
I like how people like this think that a business will somehow be upset that they and their crazy friends/family won't be coming to their store. Threatening them with a good time!
This screams dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts, be ice-cream or be nothing. Zero stars
Except, when you believe in something you sign your name to it.
It is distressing to see such a horrendous disregard for the English language. It's bad enough without battering it this much.
Welcome to the InsanePeopleFacebook community. Our Facebook crazies have absolutely no understanding of basic English. Many of them are native English speakers nonetheless.
This is like a real life Wagner post
Halloween or Hallowe'en[7][8] (less commonly known as Allhalloween,[9] All Hallows' Eve,[10] or All Saints' Eve)[11] is a celebration observed in many countries on 31 October, the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Hallows' Day
lol.
The wikipedia entry also has some cool historical pictures showing trick or treaters over a hundred years ago.
if not sure, try:
speaking to the head satanist talking to the cops who are SO EVIL (i mean, yes, but I don't see how that correlates to a time of year) increase murder (maybe good dependign on who) child abuse (please don't, what the fuck is wrong with these disgusting freaks that they can't even suggest having a good time without hurting someone who doesn't deserve it, as if the injustice and suffering are the fucking point of everything they do?), worship satan (you do you, but it could be fun, im willing to try)!
I don't know if that's how they meant it to be read, but it's how I read it.
I think with the "Talk to Police" line, they're saying that if you talk to the Police they will tell you about all the wickedness they encounter around Halloween. It's full-on nuts tho lol
yes but that's not how they wrote it, because christians wouldn't be christians if they were properly literate.