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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 10 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Seems legit

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 7 points 10 months ago (13 children)

"No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart..."

Hmmmm, I wonder if this is always true. Maybe somewhere there is someone who does not let such things stand.

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

In Germany (and other parts.od Europe as well to be fair) carts need you to put a coin in them to unchain them from their bay, which you get back when you chain them back up - so yeah, kinda, if you don't put it back you loose your euro

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[–] geelgroenebroccoli@feddit.nl 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah check out the Cart Narcs on YouTube. Absolutely hilarious content.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Plot twist: I don't use a shopping cart. (I always use the textile shopping bag that I bring from home.)

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[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think it's similar to weights in a gym. Leaving them on the barbell is a jerk move. Returning them to their correct staging location is the ethically correct thing to do. Whenever I see them left on the barbell, I imagine a fantasy where the person has a team of horn players follow them around and play for them to announce their superiority.

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[–] aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago

Animals are far better than people.

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago

Yass and when I'm walking into the store I always offer to take a cart for someone walking theirs back, if such a person is within hailing distance.

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