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So that's where cows come from huh TIL (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

This is why the cattle industry is bad for the planet.

Proof: this is the end result of just one industrial cattle "ranch" during the Beef campaign with Sam Elliott

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Beef should stay in the ground where it belongs.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

So that’s why it’s called ground beef

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How now, ground cow?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Ground beef

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, cows are actually a part of the tuber family

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fascinating I had no idea. What do the leaves look like?

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 25 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How did the cow get in there though?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They were playing hide and seek

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

You've answered the Why, not the How.

[–] pop@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

seems like they were building an escape tunnel and they got caught.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Grew there, like other types of tubers.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Moobers?

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Is this my early Minecraft farm rendered by AI?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Mooruk-Hai

[–] TheInfamousOne@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

... And the guy in the back just walks over the unstable looking tunnel to hell.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Found the secret cow level.

[–] kalpol@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Moo moomoo moo moo, moo, moomoomoo!

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

... How

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

No, cow.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Well, the daddy bull uses his horn to make a hole in the ground, then he performs [redacted], and then eventually a full grown cow or bull comes out of the ground.

Everyone knows this silly.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I wonder what the story was here. That like like a thinly covered swimming pool or basement that wasn't filled in. It's probably in the Americas somewhere or I'd add old war trench or bunker or something. It could be a sinkhole too, but my guy says no.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Always listen to your guy.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think they just found an entrance to the Nerubian underworld.

Go in there and steal the secrets of the spiders.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cows play with arachnophobia mode on.

Crustacean Nerubian Supiriority.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I think arachnophobia mode makes things scarier.

Why is the crab casting web?

[–] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 1 points 10 months ago

Or a setup for the ~~upvotes~~ ~~likes~~ ~~views~~ internet points.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Someone dug a big hole and put a cow in it for upvotes.. I guess.

[–] Sausagecat@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Uruk hai

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Mooruk-Hai

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

Do you know how the cows first came into being? They were horses once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

"What is it Lassie? What? Lulu fell down the well?!?"

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

It's so funny to me that this excavator is shoving the cow back like a gluttonous cat trying to get into your food.

[–] tiny_parking@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Is beef now a vegetable? If so I can finally go vegan 😂

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

What a strange and heartwarming tale.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bruh, you should mark this NSFW. 😂

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Does that stand for "Neat, Simply Fucking Wondrous?"

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I know right? I've never seen a cow being born before..

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Now start filleting wagyu.