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[–] highrfrequenc@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Refactor them guts. Get naked.

[–] Four_lights77@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

The classic Wizard vs Bard debate.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I made my wife a magic mirror.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago

Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.

Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.

[–] NeonPayload@infosec.pub 11 points 2 years ago
[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago

"hello beautiful"

duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had "wendy filters".. which were essentially 'my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit'.. but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature 'wendy filters'

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Debian would like a word.

[–] redempt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

automate your life's menial tasks

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.

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[–] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

X: "Your code isn't working because there's something missing at the end of this line"

Y: "Oh. Well then, do you wanna semicolon?"

That's rizzzz with a Z++.

Step up, song makers. Don't get tied up in your chords

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[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 6 points 2 years ago

I thought of you when i made this AI.

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