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submitted 2 years ago by tromars@feddit.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 6 points 2 years ago

I thought of you when i made this AI.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

^I^ ^apologize^ ^for^ ^the^ ^Instagram^ ^link^ ^in^ ^advance^

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[–] neoney@lemmy.neoney.dev 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My hostnames on NixOS refer to close ones :)

[–] spikespaz@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Mine are the serial numbers of Star ships.

[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I think this would count, a polygonal heart made via a custom text format and loaded into Raylib. I'm a shut-in though, so I don't know.

(link for non-Kbin) Is this rizz?

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[–] anhkagi@jlai.lu 5 points 2 years ago

Name software after their daughters (MySQL/MariaDB)

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Is it okay to be both?

[–] MazonnaCara89@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Bo3 developer right now: old my beer

More context here

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I misread as Bg3 and thought "oh, he'll script a sex scene about her"

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