tigeruppercut

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 15 hours ago (7 children)

Beyond disappointed that none of our resident fart accounts have commented in this thread. Clearly the clarion call of the wind broken by the fart golems haven't yet echoed deep enough into the halls of lemmy to reach their noses.

@Fartswithanaccent@lemmy.world
@Fartographer@lemmy.world
@I_fart_glitter@lemmy.world
@Satansmaggotycumfart@lemmy.world

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 44 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Customer base most likely to hate nazis: people who buy EVs.

Customer base most likely to love nazis: people who buy trucks that get 2 mpg.

Guess the pedo genius found that math problem a little too difficult.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

News, everyone.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least how Shakespeare tells it, Antony was savvy enough to deliver a speech convincing a mob of rubes to turn against the people coming into power after the vacuum left by Caesar's death.

Now I ask you, is there any historic precedent for a crude boor convincing a bunch of idiots to support him? Seems pretty unrealistic to me.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 day ago

But he could totally identify which one was the elephant, and didn't confuse it with the rhino or the camel even once. I'm pretty sure that qualifies anyone to be the bigliest president.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lime the Nazis

Given your username I'm not sure if this is a typo or not

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/quicklime

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

believes in things beyond her own self enrichment

I'm not convinced. If her kids weren't facing higher health care costs she probably wouldn't care about it. Republicans have time and again shown that they're incapable of supporting issues that don't directly affect them. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a farmer that she knows personally who's been affected by diarrhea don's policies.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld. Welp, into the terlet.

https://youtu.be/U1y22TfG8wg?t=57

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Those poors shoulda planned for this by not being poor

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Good, maybe they'll stop voting for republicans

 

Article is from 2014, and there are some broken image links so here's an archive link

 

Anyone into Japanese ska?

 

This is a timely addition to the recent discussion on this comm

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/39548338

Always interesting to see people doing builds of Doom with various constraints just for the novelty factor.

Dev page with dl links here
https://freds72.itch.io/poom?ac=jXdAbFQF

 

Always interesting to see people doing builds of Doom with various constraints just for the novelty factor.

Dev page with dl links here
https://freds72.itch.io/poom?ac=jXdAbFQF

 

"Libs only vote and think that's enough! You're required to murder people to join the club!"

 
 

A Kansas man who was falsely accused of being among the shooters who opened fire at a rally celebrating the Kansas City Chiefs’ Super Bowl victory last year has died, his attorney said.

Denton Loudermill Jr., of Olathe, was briefly handcuffed but was never charged in the chaos that followed the deadly shooting. He later filed lawsuits against three Republican Missouri state senators and a Tennessee congressman who shared social media posts that falsely implicated him.

Those cases were all dismissed, largely on jurisdictional issues.

Attorney LaRonna Lassiter Saunders confirmed Loudermill’s death in a statement Friday but gave no details on the circumstances. Loudermill was 49.

 

hexbear.net/post/4509069

 

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