Illegalism

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Illegalism is an anarchist philosophy which embraces criminality as a lifestyle. It's the second part of the renowned and enlightened charter: "Be Gay, Do Crime"

This is a place for exchanging tricks & experiences, discussing trends & events, sharing shitposts, and connecting criminality to theory & praxis.

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https://theanarchistlibrary.org/category/topic/illegalism

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Buggs Bunny laughing and holding the Simple Sabotage Field Manual, from a scene in which he reads from a book the words "diabolical sabotage", linked below

"Dia-bo-lical sab-o-taygee" ~Buggs Bunny

It can be something you came up with yourself or came across elsewhere- doesn't have to be from the manual!

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Guy explaining meme gif with caption which reads "Explaining to the police how exploring is different from trespassing"

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sorry (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/Illegalism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
 
 

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I bring a sort of "paying taxes to fascists is bad" vibe to the ethics discussion that libs don't really like

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/post/501992

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Cutesy, pastel trans flag color pallet anime style art featuring a girl wearing a black face mask and a dark blue hoodie with a queer anarchy symbol; she's holding up a victory sign with one hand and holding a pistol in the other hand, and winking, above stylized text which reads "Nihilistic Violent Extremist"

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Good work, everyone. Pour one out for me though because I have no self control or sense of preservation

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by A_norny_mousse@feddit.org to c/Illegalism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
 
 

This is King Missile of Detachable Penis fame.

The lyrics have stayed in my head for decades:

Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders
Take 'em from work
It's the best way to feel better
About your low pay and appalling working conditions

It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters
It's gonna be an outstanding day

Take stuff from work
And goof off on the company time
I wrote this at work
They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them
Life is good
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Decopify (leminal.space)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by sad_detective_man@leminal.space to c/Illegalism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
 
 

Bonus Randeeeee:

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Transcription: "Therapy Tip: Improve mental health by committing fraud"

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you never forget your first ♥️

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Transcription: "CBT Tip: Righteous crimes can function as highly effective exposure therapy for anxiety"

Better version:
1000011442

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Large pink text made to look like a neon sign which reads "I'm bored now", followed by much smaller simpler text which reads "Someone else please take over"

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A simple drawing of two anthropomorphic cats by @Nyazsche. One cat, wearing a propeller hat, asks "Do you like my silly hat?" The other cat responds "You are an enemy of Christ."

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Serene bokeh (possibly A.I. generated) photo of tree branches and sparse fall leaves with the setting sun behind them. Cursive stylized text reads "Inflation isn't real; Make things cheaper or I will simply steal them"

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A McDonalds advertisement featuring an unintentionally creepy, humanoid Happy Meal, holding a sign which has been edited to read "laws don't exist." Stylized caption reads "capitalism is failing. Steal from your job. Make art and buy ammo. All mainstream media is political propaganda.

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cross-posted from: https://leminal.space/post/25205024

an internet cryptid but shitty

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transcription: nothing is stopping you from placing food you didnt pay for in donation bins at your local frocery store, you didnt steal anything, you just moved it, nothing left their property :3 help feed you local homeless and needy~

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Caption reads "LPT: Keep fart spray and a tear stick in your bag. You can get away with anything when you're crying because you shit your pants." Image is the "Roll Safe" meme featuring a man tapping his head and smiling, but has been edited to be crying. Beside him are a spray bottle of "liquid ass" and a tear stick.

(A tear stick has menthol and camphor in it and bad actors put it under their eyes to make them cry)

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