Mild Curses

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A community for discussing mild curses, the kind that won’t ruin your life, but will definitely make it a lot more inconvenient.

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The post title must start with 'Mild Curse:'

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Mild curse: Whenever you pour a drink, a few drops will land on the table. (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 6 days ago by jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: One gets a habit of checking competitor's prices AFTER a purchase and find things slightly cheaper in other places (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild curse: Everything you say comes across sarcastically (piefed.social)
submitted 6 days ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Not sure if this it "Mild" it will probably destroy your life

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Mild Curse: Every fifth chew, you feel grit in your teeth. (piefed.social)
submitted 6 days ago by marighost@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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I cast: altered falls - everything you drop bounces to 110% of it's original fall height. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 6 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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This sounds mildly inconvenient at first but then you take a dump and realize the depth of the hell I sentenced you to

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Mild Curse: Your fingers always smell faintly of something gross, like feet or old cheese (piefed.social)
submitted 6 days ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: One's long time ringtone finds it's way into ads played everywhere around oneself (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 6 days ago by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Your phone volume resets to 100% whenever a new sound or notification plays. (lemmy.zip)
submitted 6 days ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: One's torrent client leaves a bit of each file to download them last (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 6 days ago by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: You can gift animals with human intelligence and the ability to communicate with you. It will reduce their lifespan by half and they'll know what you did. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Every time you wash clothes they change in size randomly (lemmy.ca)
submitted 6 days ago by panda_abyss@lemmy.ca to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Both larger and smaller

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Mild curse: Every time you leave the house you remember you forgot something kind of important, at exactly the distance away where it is impossible to decide whether it's worth going back to get it (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by naught101@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: All of your durable goods wear out 10% faster than average. (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Your saliva is mildly acidic and will corrode your teeth if you do nothing to prevent it. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: you hit every red light. Always. (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by Seleni@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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For fun, pair with something always happening to make you leave just a little later than you needed to in order to get to wherever you’re going on time.

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Mild Curse: Water has a very strong taste (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by glimse@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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It does not taste good

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Mild curse: every sock you put on is damp. (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: No matter the length of the trip, your vehicle won't reach a comfortable temperature until just before the end. (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: When ever you put on shoes, 10min later your socks will be soaking wet. (piefed.social)
submitted 6 days ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Every time you look for a condiment, you can find all but the one you want (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Your screen brightness subtly shifts up and down over the course of the day, just enough to annoy you. (piefed.social)
submitted 6 days ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: One's field of research keywords get hijacked by some popular and completely irrelevant thing (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 6 days ago by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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My heart goes to art graduates who wrote about bauhaus-the-style, not Bauhaus-the-band

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Mild Curse: Every time you start your computer there is a 12% chance that after 12-120 minutes a bunch (1-50?) of desktop geese start swarming the screen (they are very imperformant) (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by Little8Lost@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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should be possible with a .bat or .sh(?) in autostart

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Mild Curse: One's urine attracts whole hives of local ants by the next morning (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 6 days ago by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: One eyelid twitches repeatedly when you're both nervous and speaking to one or more people. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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