Remember_the_tooth

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

What if we just altered zoning laws so they don't restrict high-density residential buildings?

Sold. I'll check it out soon.

Yes. Yes, they are.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I thought he was to people as people are to ants.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I think something crazy would have to happen for that to be a possibility. Like, the US President would have to be taking orders from Russia or worse.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Well, they had a good run at 36 seasons anyway.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Thank you so much for sharing. That was the most "beans in a cup" video I've ever seen.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

Industrialized molestation. What a time to be alive.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago (7 children)

Are they gonna start grabbing genitals? Most people haven't been karyotyped, and I don't see the "small government" people submitting to it for placement on their driver's licenses. Even then, there are cisgender afabs/amabs that don't conform to the "XY = man, XX = woman" standard that they pretend to adhere to. What do they think this even accomplishes beyond sniffing their own farts?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

A bomb squad goes to diffuse it, but a cat just jumps out of the box.

Terrorist: "Wait, then what did I do with the-"

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Order from BDS? Are you crazy? It would take forever and probably not make it in one piece. You should try Bombing Express. They have next day air.

 

I wish I remembered the name of that one site I found halfway down the rabbit hole, though.

 

How is it different than hell? What are the punishments? What acts get one sent there?

 

They still bring it up at holidays, though.

 

Shall I downvote it, sir?

 

Otolaryngologists hate this one weird trick.

 

Why accept the head when you can have the whole cow?

 

Weed may have been involved

 

It's a corny joke

 

They are the eggmen

 

You went to culinary school, Jonathan.

 
 

It's bean time

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