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That's the vest joke I've heard in a while.

I think it's a plushie of a claymore mine:

This perspective kind of reminds me of Pyro from TF2. I'm imagining an AI mine, but they couldn't disable the ethics guardrails, so they got around them by altering it's perception. That mine is just looking for tired and lonely friends to snuggle to sleep so they can finally get some rest.

When did you start using Lemmy, Dad?

Use exact change. Get many coins in return. Profit.

I can summon a random person at will? Count me in. Base Jumping and scuba diving just got hella weird.

He also makes unpredictable comics.

With consumer protections and various other individual liberties being rolled back, I don't think this meme goes far enough.

"Honk if you agree to the terms and conditions of the agreement linked with this QR code." Might be a more profitable strategy going forward. Make the honking party agree to provide contract labor at minimum wage. Sell that labor to a third party for closer to the market rate for whatever their skill set is. Include an arbitration agreement. Profit.

I had never heard of that tactic. Thanks for sharing. I'll be looking for IRL examples now.

Nixon should have started a hobby in hydraulic engineering specializing in the design and production of water gates, specifically for the Potomac River, including one near that hotel/office/apartment complex that's name I forget.

Does this count as Beetlejuicing?

Oh, wow. Yeah, I just thought this was an article from The Onion. I hope they're employed in this field. The world needs more writers like this.