Remember_the_tooth

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Emmy-Award Winning Journalist at Risk of Deportation Over ICE Coverage in c/progressivepolitics@lemmy.world
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Eventually, yeah. He was honorably discharged, got hooked on prescription opioids, got cut off, resorted to crime to maintain his supply, got caught and then deported. A regular citizen would just have gotten prison time and then release.

Oh the humanity! in c/autism@lemmy.world
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

[Waiter sees empty plate]

"Gosh! You must've hated it huh?"

ಠ_ಠ

Emmy-Award Winning Journalist at Risk of Deportation Over ICE Coverage in c/progressivepolitics@lemmy.world
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

That's awful. One of my my most hated related phrases is "Veteran with honorable discharge deported." Still trying to wrap my head around that. One of them was even discharged after taking a bullet to his spine.

Spiraling in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"Label Maker Label"..."Label Maker Label Label"..."Label Maker Label Label Label"...

TIL that the Mar-a-Lago face is a thing in c/til@lemmy.world
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[White House] Designating Antifa as a Domestic Terrorist Organization in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

I'm sorry! Apparently Ilhan Omar and AOC needed to fuel up before they went to transgender the kids at the secret AntiFa, atheist, jihad school in that pizza parlor basement.

Trump signs executive order designating Antifa as a Domestic Terrorist Organization in c/flippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[White House] Designating Antifa as a Domestic Terrorist Organization in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

They're out of lavender mint. Is original flavor okay?

Wall Street Journal Seeks Dismissal Of Donald Trump’s Defamation Lawsuit Over Jeffrey Epstein Report: “The Article Is True” in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I've got my popcorn ready, but I won't get my hopes up yet.

I'm very happy for her. In youth tightness can be a problem in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

Well that's pretty damning evidence. I hereby retract my statement and throw myself at the mercy of the digital court. All hail AI!

Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate ‘angling for Trump pardon’ in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Thunderdome > Thunderball > Rollerball...Rollerdome? I feel like there a thunder-cougar-falcon-bird pattern going on here. I propose we build the Thunderrollerballdome and just see what happens.

Living The Dream in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Get off Lemmy, Nancy Mace! You're supposed to be working!

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City Mushroom (lemmy.world)
 
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Family Values (lemmy.world)
 

[Mike] Gabbard used to oppose same-sex marriage and civil unions. He used to believe that marriage should only be between a man and a woman. However, in March 2024 he voted to put Amendment 1 on the ballot and expressed support for same-sex marriage. Gabbard apologized for his previous opposition to same-sex marriage and stated that conversations with his daughter Tulsi led to him evolving on this issue.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Gabbard

Can't make this stuff up.

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Mild Curse: Every time you go to use a singular shared resource, someone is slightly ahead of you and uses it first. (lemmy.world)
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Examples: ATMs, private bathrooms, the office refrigerator, and anything else you might wait in line to use or for which to receive service.

The person takes the normal amount of time, and then you go next.

Edit: spellimg

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Mild Curse: Your immune system's ciculatory function is passive. You'll have to walk frequently to maintain your health. (lemmy.world)
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Mild Curse: Your saliva is mildly acidic and will corrode your teeth if you do nothing to prevent it. (lemmy.world)
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Mild Curse: Once you reach a certain age, you will become slightly weaker every day, kind of like Benjamin Button but in reverse. (lemmy.world)
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Mild Curse: You are burdened with the perception of your supply chain footprint. (lemmy.world)
 

You feel every discomfort of every sentient being that was directly and specifically necessary for the goods and services you use.

For example, if you bite into an apple, you can feel the hot air and sweat while you're picking it. You feel the pain in your back while you're driving it cross-country to a distribution center. Your feet ache in the last hour of scanning groceries at the store (where applicable. It's crazy some cashiers have to stand).

I've skipped a lot of steps, but you get the idea.

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Mild Curse: GDP per capita is rising faster than your income. (lemmy.world)
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Mild Curse: You can't interpret or remember expiration dates. (lemmy.world)
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Mild Curse: Every annoying sound you make is 15% louder than it was before. (lemmy.world)
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Mild Curse: One morning per year, a mildly demonic voice in your head gives you the names of two unusually good people who are going to die horribly. (lemmy.world)
 

You can let nature take it's course or save one, but you have to convince yourself why that person was the better choice.

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Mild Curse: There is a 2cm^2 patch of animal coat that grows from the center of your forehead. It's made of guard hairs with a fur undercoat, like a wolf. (lemmy.world)
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