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[–] Pincer@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 hours ago

It looks like they're forcibly installing windows onto him

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 hours ago

I hope the little guy got all fixed up.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

One of the hardest parts of a veterinarian’s job is the fact that your patients can’t tell you what’s wrong. They may try to communicate in their own way, but oftentimes they’ll actually go out of their way to mask discomfort or hide pain. This is especially true for pack animals (like dogs) where standing out too far from the norm can mean being excluded; From a natural selection standpoint, downplaying discomfort means you still fit in with the pack and can continue to benefit from them. Luckily, the vet immediately knew something was wrong in this case because the patient kept exploding into piles of gold rings.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 14 hours ago

Well you could just become a doctor and ignore what the patient says anyway!

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 18 points 14 hours ago

Moisturize me!

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

That is one saggy balls.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 152 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago

Gotta go flats

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)
[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 77 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

There are three kinds of people.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago

There's a 4th kind. Those who do not use dark mode.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 20 points 22 hours ago

And they're all right.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Worse thing about getting old. That's what my ballsack looks like now.

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Lmao the tape is absolutely adorable.

Also a hedgehog's belly looks surprisingly naked. There definitely should be spikes there that little pervert just took off.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 20 hours ago

No, Mr. Hog. I expect you to die.

[–] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 7 points 17 hours ago

I spent far too long staring at this trying to figure out what it was before I noticed there was a title that would tell me exactly that.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 28 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 27 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Damn 90s child torture devices were aesthetic.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

Better than the ones the germans had before ww?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 6 points 20 hours ago

Quantum shitting through the nth-Dimension is a go!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 20 hours ago

Billy "Thundershits" Brown: The Early Years

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 26 points 23 hours ago

Like if stretch armstrong was a ballsack

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 24 points 23 hours ago

I love this image. It's so cute

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 23 hours ago

He has no business being that caked up.

“You’re mad Goldfinger, do you expect me to talk?”

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 9 points 21 hours ago

From the thumbnail, i definitely thought this was skinned. Glad to see im wrong