wesker

Hold the fucking phone...

All these years I thought that was Danny Masterson. I wasn't even aware there existed a Christopher Masterson.

I prefer this one.

"phobic" in combining form can also mean an aversion to. Like how some materials can be hydrophobic. The material isn't literally scared of the water.

Fred Rogers is a saint, and I resent this meme.

Google

I have identified the problem.

The comments made by black folks on YouTube reviews about these are some of funniest shit I've ever read.

The first tech design I presented for review at my very first software engineering gig. Afterward everyone unexpectedly started clapping, even though that's not usually a thing. I'm still not sure why it happened, but it was really nice.

Imagine explaining a meme.

When you wait until he's asleep and then try on his colon.

Use your words well, not your turd smell.