Mild Curses

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A community for discussing mild curses, the kind that won’t ruin your life, but will definitely make it a lot more inconvenient.

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The post title must start with 'Mild Curse:'

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Mild Curse: All of your durable goods wear out 10% faster than average. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: One's torrent client leaves a bit of each file to download them last (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: One's spreadsheet program always tries to put the last column onto the next page while printing (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: No matter the length of the trip, your vehicle won't reach a comfortable temperature until just before the end. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curses: 1% of your mail are glitter bombs. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: If a bank account of yours isn't a prime number at midnight, local time, it will decrease by the inverse of its smallest factor. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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For example, if your balance is divisible by two at midnight, you lose half of that account. Circumventing this effect by moving money between accounts works fine. It's just annoying.

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I cast: altered falls - everything you drop bounces to 110% of it's original fall height. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 week ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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This sounds mildly inconvenient at first but then you take a dump and realize the depth of the hell I sentenced you to

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Mild Curse: Every time you look for a condiment, you can find all but the one you want (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Your fingers always smell faintly of something gross, like feet or old cheese (piefed.social)
submitted 1 week ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Your screen brightness subtly shifts up and down over the course of the day, just enough to annoy you. (piefed.social)
submitted 1 week ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild curse: Whenever you pour a drink, a few drops will land on the table. (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 1 week ago by jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Every time you wash clothes they change in size randomly (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by panda_abyss@lemmy.ca to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Both larger and smaller

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Mild Curse: Every time you take a tablet, it gets stuck in the back of your throat until you see a healthcare provider, but immediately dislodges as they enter the room. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Computers start to lag when you're in a hurry (piefed.social)
submitted 1 week ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Every time you drink something, you spit take once. (piefed.social)
submitted 1 week ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Every time you climb up stairs, you think there is one more step than there really is and awkwardly stomp the ground (piefed.social)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: While in the bathroom your phone battery drains 4x as fast (piefed.social)
submitted 1 week ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: When ever you put on shoes, 10min later your socks will be soaking wet. (piefed.social)
submitted 1 week ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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