Mild Curses

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Mild Curse: Every time you and someone else hurt each others feelings, it improves both of your healths and extends your lifespans. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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It doesn't work for either of you if the other person is aware of the curse.

Shout out to: The Brass Teapot.

This one is mild(er) than that story, because physical harm doesn't work.

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Mild Curse: You can see vividly the last few minutes of any animals life by touching it, but only if it's tragic and unavoidable. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Inspired by the movie: The Dead Zone

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Mild Curse: One's spreadsheet program always tries to put the last column onto the next page while printing (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 days ago by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Mold curse: I curse you as well as three generations of your descendants with an inconvenient falling onion (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by neidu3@sh.itjust.works to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Every person affected by this curse will once during their lifetime have an onion fall and hit the top of their head. It will happen at the most inconvenient time possible, such as:

While driving to the interview for your dream job stressed out and late in heavy traffic.
While leaning in to kiss your crush after a surprisingly successful date.
While giving birth to the next generation of onion targets.

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Mild Curse: Your hair looks…fine. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by sturlabragason@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Mild Curse: First drop of rain on one's smartphone's screen always registers as a finger (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 days ago by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Mild Curse: Every time you take a tablet, it gets stuck in the back of your throat until you see a healthcare provider, but immediately dislodges as they enter the room. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Mild curse: Everything you say comes across sarcastically (piefed.social)

submitted 3 days ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Not sure if this it "Mild" it will probably destroy your life

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Mild Curse: One gets a habit of checking competitor's prices AFTER a purchase and find things slightly cheaper in other places (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Mild Curse: Every fifth chew, you feel grit in your teeth. (piefed.social)

submitted 3 days ago by marighost@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Mild curse: Whenever you pour a drink, a few drops will land on the table. (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 3 days ago by jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Mild Curse: Every annoying sound you make is 15% louder than it was before. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Mild Curse: Your phone volume resets to 100% whenever a new sound or notification plays. (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 days ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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I cast: altered falls - everything you drop bounces to 110% of it's original fall height. (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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This sounds mildly inconvenient at first but then you take a dump and realize the depth of the hell I sentenced you to

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Mild Curse: Your fingers always smell faintly of something gross, like feet or old cheese (piefed.social)

submitted 3 days ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Mild curse: every sock you put on is damp. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Mild Curse: One's torrent client leaves a bit of each file to download them last (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 days ago by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Mild Curse: you hit every red light. Always. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Seleni@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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For fun, pair with something always happening to make you leave just a little later than you needed to in order to get to wherever you’re going on time.

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Mild Curse: Every time you wash clothes they change in size randomly (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 days ago by panda_abyss@lemmy.ca to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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Both larger and smaller

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Mild curse: Every time you leave the house you remember you forgot something kind of important, at exactly the distance away where it is impossible to decide whether it's worth going back to get it (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by naught101@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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