Andromeda and the Milky Way shall merge in the most beautiful sex display you’ve ever seen, they will become one in the flesh and yet over millions of years bangin it’s unlikely a single ball will touch. Therefore my thesis of galactic homosexuality is false and our merging is not gay and the socks can be removed.

Thank you for coming to my defense, boring questions will not be allowed.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wait is the Milky Way Galaxy a dude?

All this time I've been inside a man?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We told you the milk was metaphorical.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

We are all made of star jizz.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Finally this makes sense:

NSFW

guy cuming with the force of thousand suns meme

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

It's Milfy Way, sometimes affectionately called Milfky Way.

She has hot flaming balls & a supermassive black hole, imho can't really ask for more.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's old data, there's been a correction.

[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The sun is hot, the sun is not a place that you can live.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

But here on Earth, there'd be no life without the light it gives.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Solaire, you idiot, why do you know all that & are looking for it in a black hole??