Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 years ago by sillypuddy@mander.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He had loco motives

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He was a rail bad hombré.

[–] dystop@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

And how do you gauge that? Maybe he was just letting off some steam.

[–] huskyhowlz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, this joke is just getting off track.

[–] Soulplayer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He even signalled before getting off.

[–] solivine@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And yet this conversation seems to have derailed.

[–] dystop@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

no, it seems right on track.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Every decision in his life is wrong, you just can't let him choo-choose for himself.