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[โ€“] airrow@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the idea is there are satellites owned by Jews capable of shooting lasers to start wildfires

they are "Directed Energy Weapons" (DEWs)

as with these things that often initially sound "crazy", once you break it down into simple specifics it is more just a question of if it's a thing or not, which may be difficult to prove

Jewish

It's said that Jews own such lasers if they exist

space

satellites, these exist

lasers

It's argued such satellites can shoot lasers, which might apparently be a thing

So yeah "Jewish space lasers" could be a thing, but idk if it is

[โ€“] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 month ago

Very well put ๐Ÿ‘Œ