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Found myself among the council this morning.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Somehow I get the feeling you're going to be the next offering. Just a guess.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The council has decided your fate. You are to be placed, in the bath, until wet.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

that's an awful thing to do to a person. the council is EVIL.

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Definitely a conference on how to kill you. There's about to be a surprise roller skate at the top of the stairs.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

the cat gods demand sacrifices.