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EDIT: removed the previous image with the word "nipples" censored.

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[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Might want to lay off the colloidal silver there, bud.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Heh :)

But, seriously, it's one of the natural colors humans can have.

Tends to be more likely to occur the more melanin you have, and even more likely with people of African or ~~Indian~~ south asian (as in from the vicinity of india, not just people from India, I just don't know if there's a term for that) descent.

Used to be a nurse's assistant, so I've seen a ton of people naked lol.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

South Asia encompasses India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and other nearby countries

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

... I'm curious what it looks like but searching for it only brings up sexy pictures of women

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

And thus he learned about his blue nipple fetish

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, it's kinda hard to find examples online lol

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Interesting. Have you ever seen green nipples? Is that possible?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kinda green-ish, but I wouldn't say fully green.

It's all about the blood supply under the skin being at the right depth and the tissue thickness. The closest I saw was on a man that was Guatemalan. Pink nipple, with a purplish blue areloa and a faint ring of greenish blue at the very outer edge.

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 6 days ago

Huh. Interesting. Thanks for the info :)