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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Granted. Every species that causes you to have an allergic reaction has now ceased to exist.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 9 hours ago

I'm fine with this.

Get fucked dust mites.