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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon experiences freedom (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Can you imagine, training rec algos for porn sites on intensity of movement and facial expressions...

Edit: if this ever happens (and I'm 85% convinced it will in some way), I'll just start crankin' to financial spreadsheets and medication specs, keep'em guessing.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I would skip to when they start telling you about the side effects. So hot.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

"Do not operate heavy machinery 4-6 hours after administering a dose" - starts grunting