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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S. (babylonbee.com)
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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 54 points 1 week ago

I assume he’s about as much a Muslim as trump is a Christian (ie only when it’s convenient, and he probably doesn’t know what all those words mean in that order, anyway)