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[–] HexPat@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JFC I grew up in the dumbest state.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I didn't grow up in Texas but I live here now, and my first thought reading the headline was: "JFC this place is so fucking stupid."