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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Is it still illegal to burn money?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

Only in the literal sense. Not in the sense that i burn money by spending it fast.

[–] joel1974@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

What about wiping your ass with it?