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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago

Look, I'm an autistic fuck who can barely speak to people, but even I've never considered coughing up blood as a conversation starter.