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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

From the "we take everything except real medicin"-department.

[–] doctortofu@reddthat.com 16 points 4 days ago

You see, they don't trust Big Pharma and multi-billion dollar corporations, that's why they do their "research" using only small artisanal free range websites like Facebook, Twitter and TikTok...

Dead people can't get autism from vaccines! Winning!