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[–] Robdor@lemmy.world 116 points 2 years ago (12 children)

Sometimes when I grill. I don't clack the tongs together.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago

Take your fucking socks and sandals and march your ass right out of my open air brick patio, sir.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

This one right here, officer. He's a menace.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago

You monster! How do you even know if they're tongy enough?

[–] Baylahoo@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I can almost forgive some of these others. But I don't understand how a person, much less a dad, could even begin to commit such an attrocity. The second I don't click the tongs, tweezers, hell even scissors, you will know that I have been compromised.

[–] ken27238@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago

You make me sick.

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I clack them to the terminator theme. Even if I didn't want to, I don't think I could avoid it.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Same but Mission Impossible

[–] FitchInks@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

But how do you know they are working if you don't clack them?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

liers anonymous next room

[–] SargTeaPot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

This is genuinely upsetting. How could you

[–] red@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Is it really grilling if there's no clacking?

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

You just lost grilling privileges.

[–] theragu40@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I've always wanted to ask someone who is into doing it. Since I've got you here, what satisfaction do you derive from posting outright lies and falsehoods on the internet?