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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 139 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

The future: we have replaced the microplastic in our blood with microcontrollers

[–] dch82@piefed.social 58 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

And each of them is powerful enough to run Doom

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] geomela@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

So right at the end?

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago

So you are saying once it gets into your bloodstream you are doomed?

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I live in Denmark, work in a location with about 120 people. Two of them believe this, and there is a third one who's a massive Trump fan. I try to not interact with them.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure they have interesting things to say about the covid vaccines.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 6 points 10 hours ago

about ~~the covid~~ vaccines.

There, all fixed now.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 15 hours ago

At what point do we become Borg

[–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

And the microcontrollers to control the microplastics.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

And the microcontrollers will be charged by mitochondria.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 18 hours ago

The powerhouse of the cell??

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 4 points 19 hours ago

Would you like gray goo with that?

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

and it has started already! didn't you hear about the covid vaccine!!!

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

You guys are so out of the loop! RFK Jr has known about this and has been speaking about it since at least 2001 when he had that brain worm removed.