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[–] eqslcv@lemm.ee 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Dolphins would fuck your family dude, those things are godless

This reminds me of the dolphin jokes that Lower Decks got away with in almost every season. Dolphins + Universal Translator = Instant workplace harassment.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They need Jeeezus!

OMG. Wait. If we ever do try to figure out how to translate their language...

Someone is going to actually try to teach them Christianity. I guarantee it. It's inevitable.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they'll start a crusade and I don't want to be around for that

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

There's an interesting fate I would have never seen coming,...burned at the stake in the name of Dolphin Jesus.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago

If it is true that man was made in God's image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Feel like they have ATHF Hand Banana energy.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"What do you think he means by that? 'Tonight, you'? Like it's some kinda threat?"