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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 79 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Orcas are the biggest of the dolphins, and they are nightmare fuel for anything they decide is food.

Are you a great white shark that just smelled an orca? Better nope out to the other side of the planet before the orca eats your liver.

Are you a seal just swimming along? Oops, an orca just yeeted you 30 ft into the air with a tail slap, and is going to eat your stunned ass when you land.

Are you a smart seal who thinks they're safe on the ice? Nope. Orcas will break up the ice and knock you off using waves.

Are you a grown ass moose casually going for a swim without a worry in the world? Forgot about one of your only natural predators. Now you've been eaten by an orca.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

There's a reason they're called killer whales!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's a bit of a misnomer.

Orcas, despite being dolphins, are commonly called 'killer whales' due to a mistranslation of the Spanish phrase 'asesino de ballenas' which means 'whale killer.' This name comes from ancient sailors observing them hunt larger whales.

A more technically accurate translation would've been whale killers.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

Dolphins are a kind of whale, so the name works either way.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, they are. Dolphins are a type of whale (And orcas are a type of dolphin).

[–] Tja@programming.dev 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Shut up simian. Eat a banana or something.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, vegetables are healthy.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Sure they are now continue eating the bananas, you definitely can't get radiation poisoning from them.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There is always a relevant XKCD.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 5 hours ago

Is there a relevant XKCD about how there's always a relevant XKCD?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

They are. But are jackdaws crows?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You’d be wrong, it’s a taco

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Disagree unless it's eaten with a tortilla rather than bread. The materials used matters, not just the shape.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

Yes, but for something to qualify as a taco it needs to use a tortilla.