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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I like the method of pushing the left further left through extreme demands.

Legalize abortions until age 5!

Mandatory puberty suppressors for all teens!

Reparations for anyone except white straight abled males!

Make Israel a world culture site whose government is run by the UN!

Behead all billionaires!

100% inheritance tax!

No religious education for those under 18!

Socialized medicine for all people and their pets!

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm for 2 through ~~6~~ 8. Though I would have liked #1 to use as incentive to get my kids to listen.

"Just remember we can still abort you, so this room better be cleaned up."

Edit oops miscounted

[–] Rokin@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

"I brought you into this world, I can take you out"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But 7 and 8 are the most reasonable

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Doh, miscounted

[–] match@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago

the government will finally give me a state mandated fursona (p.s. i am a tea party republican)

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 9 points 1 week ago

Make Israel a world culture site whose government is run by the UN!

Are you Tom Clancy?

[–] f314@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The last three are just plain sensible, though! Okay, maybe not socialize veterinary medicine, although we could probably afford it if we beheaded the billionaires…

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Arm the homeless

Legalize meth

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I think you're too extreme. We need to be reasonable if we're to be taken seriously. 17 for religious educated is better suited.