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Once-in-a-generation (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] D_C@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago

Pffft, I used money from delivering the morning papers to buy my first house. When I was 11, ELEVEN!!
However it was the delivering of milk that really helped me afford my first yacht! Every morning for months I got at 4am to deliver it. That was a hard 3 and a half months I can tell you!

You guys should just pull yourselves up by the avocados, and stop eating so many bootstraps!!