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I code on top of my Tesla to increase my ARR (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Oohh I know a guy exactly like this. Moderately rich, moderately successful in business and money and power is literally all he cares about and money is all he has. He has kids he doesn't love, he only cares about "his legact' and "his dynasty"

He's built and crashed like a hundred start-ups and a few became moderately successful so he has momey

He beliefs he is universally loved, but everyone including his kids hate h because he's an insufferable asshole who uses money to control people around him

He's obsessed with what people think about him and -again- thinks he's super loved, but he's super insecure as well, so posts pictures showing off his body building results to everyone but he pictures are AI enhanced which makes it all the sadder. He's obsessed with staying young and not dying so he takes these special stat young IV drips, that sort of shit.

Did I mention his relentless narcissism and psychopathic behavior where he loves to tot with people's lives, just to fuck with them? Family included, if course

He is a sad little man, really, whi one day will be buried in a golden casket but here will be nobody to say goodbye

[–] PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was legit waiting for the reveal, with a "that sad little man? <INSERT_TECH_OLIGARCH>"

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it's all of them.

[–] PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

It's all of them.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Made me think he was describing that one dude who has been on magazines, being written about because he takes infusions of his son's blood believing it will keep him young.

[–] PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

But which one that has been on magazines and had a phase where they infused the blood of the young? Idk, what you're saying is just not very specific 🤷‍♂️

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

I used to work for the female version of this guy.