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[–] IDew@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yup. Had that yesterday. Alarm turned off at 5:30 "mmmm lemme enjoy my warm bed for a tiny minute.." wake up and see 6:05 (the time I normally leave)

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At least you still woke up in time to save it. My body does this too. I think it must have some kind of intrinsic clock.

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It does make me incredibly fast too. I can get dressed, take a leak and get a lunch pack ready all within 5 minutes!

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I'll assume you have taken the leak after going to the fridge