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[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago

Move fast, break things can make sense in a garage startup.

Once you hit the ~$1M valuation, then you should really have a plan that has some depth and a deep understanding of the principles. The scale we are looking at is several orders of magnitude beyond that. It's lunacy.

This guy is speed running depression.