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[โ€“] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Merrick Garland chugs dick

Such a fucking letdown. I didn't have a lot of faith in him, but I hoped that his being shut out of the SC would at least light a fire under his ass, hell what did he have to lose? FUUUCK!!