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2018 article but feels relevant now

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Prove that this is only satire.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Wildfire0Straggler3@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

It was a prophecy

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Prove this isn't Sartre.

"He was free, free in every way, free to behave like a fool or a machine, free to accept, free to refuse, free to equivocate; to marry, to give up the game, to drag this death weight about with him for years to come. He could do what he liked, no one had the right to advise him, there would be for him no Good or Evil unless he thought them into being."