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[โ€“] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If the United States could see what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[โ€“] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

It's a good thing the United States has spent a long time making sure the United States doesn't ever have to see what the United States is actually doing to the United States.