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[–] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Props can have contrails, too. Just can't fly anymore.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You could keep flying any plane, but they would be capped at a 20,000ish feet flight ceiling while in Florida airspace. Which would make traffic a lot worse and the flights significantly more expensive.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

And prop planes are awful to ride in cause it's so god damn loud!

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 23 hours ago

Would be beneficial for the climate and the boat companies.