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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 33 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Is it also illegal for me to levitate? Or to move objects with my mind?

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well, cloud seeding is a real thing, but it's not a thing the US does, as far as I know.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 6 points 21 hours ago

I'm pretty sure there are a handful of states that cloud seed. It has nothing to do with the imaginary chem trails though.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

I wonder if they'll outlaw dousing