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Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday (www.thedailybeast.com)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

or better

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What's the typical range on one of those?

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

About 6 miles, per the various youtube videos I've spent the last 37 minutes watching.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nice. Be better used in a multi-target area though, due to shrapnel damage.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Luckily he's always in a multi-target area.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Thats SOP for lying, criminal personalities to surround themselves with fawning sycophants

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

Right? NASA's asteroid redirection program would have been the perfect tool for the job.