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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Did they give you a meal on the side? … Like, you know, what happened in Germany?

To be fair they did give prisoners a watery soup made with potato peels and a small piece of bread in between forced labor shifts. He is also making this the new school lunch standard.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 days ago

School lunches is communism, they have to pay for their gruel

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 6 days ago

School lunch standard? Are you crazy?