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White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’

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[–] applemao@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I often think about how Hank Hill would react to our current political climate. He's too pure for this shit. I think in the last election he would've bit his tongue, voted Democrat, and shivered whenever he thought about it.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

He did put his foot down about the evangelization of Halloween.

[–] applemao@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Totally would have!

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

He decided a presidential candidate was bad on handshake alone