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submitted 5 days ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (4 children)

2047 if you use your dick

[–] match@pawb.social 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

the bit change operation from 0 to 1 can require a bit of effort, but the sudden switch from 1 to 0 makes it worthwhile

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

This guy counts in tallywhackers!

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait can you go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Pee off, pee on.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 4 days ago

Only half that of these use your dick.